diff --git a/src/equicordplugins/animalese/index.ts b/src/equicordplugins/animalese/index.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..265c2e0d6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/equicordplugins/animalese/index.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,243 @@
+/*
+ * Vencord, a Discord client mod
+ * Copyright (c) 2024 Vendicated and contributors
+ * SPDX-License-Identifier: GPL-3.0-or-later
+ */
+
+import { definePluginSettings } from "@api/Settings";
+import { EquicordDevs } from "@utils/constants";
+import definePlugin, { OptionType } from "@utils/types";
+import { SelectedChannelStore, UserStore } from "@webpack/common";
+
+const settings = definePluginSettings({
+    volume: {
+        type: OptionType.SLIDER,
+        description: "Volume of the animalese sound",
+        default: 0.5,
+        markers: [0, 0.1, 0.25, 0.5, 0.6, 0.75, 1],
+    },
+    speed: {
+        type: OptionType.SLIDER,
+        description: "Speed of the animalese sound",
+        default: 1,
+        markers: [0.5, 0.75, 1, 1.25, 1.5],
+    },
+    pitch: {
+        type: OptionType.SLIDER,
+        description: "Pitch multiplier",
+        default: 1,
+        markers: [0.75, 0.8, 0.85, 1, 1.15, 1.25, 1.35, 1.5],
+    },
+    messageLengthLimit: {
+        type: OptionType.NUMBER,
+        description: "Maximum length of message to process",
+        default: 50,
+    },
+    processOwnMessages: {
+        type: OptionType.BOOLEAN,
+        description: "Enable to yap your own messages too",
+        default: true,
+    },
+    soundQuality: {
+        type: OptionType.SELECT,
+        description: "Quality of sound to use",
+        options: [
+            {
+                label: "High",
+                value: "high",
+                default: true
+            },
+            {
+                label: "Medium",
+                value: "med"
+            },
+            {
+                label: "Low",
+                value: "low"
+            },
+            {
+                label: "Lowest",
+                value: "low"
+            }
+        ]
+    }
+});
+
+let audioContext: AudioContext | null = null;
+
+// better than my old hardcoded garbage
+const highSounds = Array.from(
+    { length: 30 },
+    (_, i) => `sound${String(i + 1).padStart(2, "0")}.wav`
+);
+const soundBuffers: Record<string, AudioBuffer> = {};
+
+const BASE_URL_HIGH = "https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Equicord/Equibored/main/sounds/animalese";
+
+async function initSoundBuffers() {
+    if (!audioContext) audioContext = new AudioContext();
+    const quality = settings.store.soundQuality;
+    for (const file of highSounds) {
+        const nameWithoutExt = file.replace(".wav", "");
+        soundBuffers[nameWithoutExt] = await loadSound(
+            `${BASE_URL_HIGH}/${quality}/${file}`
+        );
+    }
+}
+
+async function loadSound(url: string): Promise<AudioBuffer> {
+    if (!audioContext) audioContext = new AudioContext();
+    const response = await fetch(url);
+    if (!response.ok) throw new Error("Network response was not OK");
+    const arrayBuffer = await response.arrayBuffer();
+    return audioContext.decodeAudioData(arrayBuffer);
+}
+
+async function generateAnimalese(text: string): Promise<AudioBuffer | null> {
+    if (!audioContext) audioContext = new AudioContext();
+
+    const soundIndices: string[] = [];
+    const text_lower = text.toLowerCase();
+
+    for (let i = 0; i < text_lower.length; i++) {
+        const char = text_lower[i];
+        if (char === "s" && text_lower[i + 1] === "h") {
+            soundIndices.push("sound27");
+            i++;
+        } else if (char === "t" && text_lower[i + 1] === "h") {
+            soundIndices.push("sound28");
+            i++;
+        } else if (
+            char === "h" &&
+            (text_lower[i - 1] === "s" || text_lower[i - 1] === "t")
+        ) {
+            continue;
+        } else if (char === "," || char === "?") {
+            soundIndices.push("sound30");
+        } else if (char === text_lower[i - 1]) {
+            continue;
+        } else if (char.match(/[a-z]/)) {
+            const index = char.charCodeAt(0) - 96;
+            soundIndices.push(`sound${String(index).padStart(2, "0")}`);
+        }
+    }
+
+    // No valid characters? Just return null
+    if (soundIndices.length === 0) {
+        return null;
+    }
+
+    const totalDuration = soundIndices.length * 0.1;
+    const frameCount = Math.max(1, Math.floor(audioContext.sampleRate * totalDuration));
+
+    const outputBuffer = audioContext.createBuffer(
+        1,
+        frameCount,
+        audioContext.sampleRate
+    );
+    const outputData = outputBuffer.getChannelData(0);
+
+    let offset = 0;
+    const baseLetterDuration = audioContext.sampleRate * (0.09 / settings.store.speed);
+    // ~90ms per letter at 1x speed (tweakable!)
+
+    for (let i = 0; i < soundIndices.length; i++) {
+        const buffer = soundBuffers[soundIndices[i]];
+        if (!buffer) continue;
+
+        const variation = 0.15;
+        let pitchShift = (2.8 * settings.store.pitch) + (Math.random() * variation);
+
+        const isQuestion = text_lower.endsWith("?");
+        if (isQuestion && i >= soundIndices.length * 0.8) {
+            const progress =
+                (i - soundIndices.length * 0.8) / (soundIndices.length * 0.2);
+            pitchShift += progress * 0.1 + 0.1;
+        }
+
+        const inputData = buffer.getChannelData(0);
+        const inputLength = inputData.length;
+        const outputLength = Math.floor(inputLength / pitchShift);
+
+        // copy sound into the slot
+        for (let j = 0; j < outputLength; j++) {
+            const inputIndex = Math.floor(j * pitchShift);
+            const targetIndex = offset + j;
+            if (inputIndex < inputLength && targetIndex < outputData.length) {
+                outputData[targetIndex] = inputData[inputIndex];
+            }
+        }
+
+        // instead of stacking lengths, jump forward a *fixed slot* per character
+        offset += Math.floor(baseLetterDuration);
+    }
+
+    return outputBuffer;
+}
+
+async function playSound(buffer: AudioBuffer, volume: number) {
+    if (!audioContext) audioContext = new AudioContext();
+    const source = audioContext.createBufferSource();
+    const gainNode = audioContext.createGain();
+
+    source.buffer = buffer;
+    source.playbackRate.value = settings.store.pitch;
+    gainNode.gain.value = volume;
+
+    source.connect(gainNode);
+    gainNode.connect(audioContext.destination);
+
+    source.start();
+}
+
+export default definePlugin({
+    name: "Animalese",
+    description: "Plays animal crossing animalese for every message sent (they yap a lot)",
+    authors: [EquicordDevs.ryanamay, EquicordDevs.Mocha],
+    settings,
+
+    flux: {
+        async MESSAGE_CREATE({ optimistic, type, message, channelId }) {
+            if (optimistic || type !== "MESSAGE_CREATE") return;
+            if (message.state === "SENDING") return;
+            if (!message.content || message.author?.bot || channelId !== SelectedChannelStore.getChannelId()) return;
+
+            const urlPattern = /https?:\/\/[^\s]+/;
+            const maxLength = settings.store.messageLengthLimit || 100;
+            const processOwnMessages = settings.store.processOwnMessages ?? true;
+
+            if (
+                urlPattern.test(message.content)
+                || message.content.length > maxLength
+                || !processOwnMessages
+                && String(message.author.id) === String(UserStore.getCurrentUser().id)
+            ) return;
+
+            try {
+                const buffer = await generateAnimalese(message.content);
+                if (buffer) await playSound(buffer, settings.store.volume);
+            } catch (err) {
+                console.error("[Animalese]", err);
+            }
+        }
+    },
+
+    start() {
+        // Only subscribe once!
+        const init = async () => {
+            if (!audioContext) {
+                audioContext = new AudioContext();
+                await initSoundBuffers();
+            }
+            init();
+        };
+        init();
+    },
+
+    stop() {
+        if (audioContext) {
+            audioContext.close();
+            audioContext = null;
+        }
+    },
+});
diff --git a/src/equicordplugins/equissant/README.md b/src/equicordplugins/equissant/README.md
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..c83a66e11
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/equicordplugins/equissant/README.md
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+# Equissant
+
+Plays crossant every specified amount of clicks
diff --git a/src/equicordplugins/moyai/index.ts b/src/equicordplugins/moyai/index.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..2a5ad52d1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/equicordplugins/moyai/index.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,174 @@
+/*
+ * Vencord, a modification for Discord's desktop app
+ * Copyright (c) 2022 Vendicated and contributors
+ *
+ * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+ * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
+ * the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+ * (at your option) any later version.
+ *
+ * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+ * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+ * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+ * GNU General Public License for more details.
+ *
+ * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+ * along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+*/
+
+import { definePluginSettings } from "@api/Settings";
+import { Devs } from "@utils/constants";
+import { sleep } from "@utils/misc";
+import definePlugin, { makeRange, OptionType } from "@utils/types";
+import { Message, ReactionEmoji } from "@vencord/discord-types";
+import { RelationshipStore, SelectedChannelStore, UserStore } from "@webpack/common";
+
+interface IMessageCreate {
+    type: "MESSAGE_CREATE";
+    optimistic: boolean;
+    isPushNotification: boolean;
+    channelId: string;
+    message: Message;
+}
+
+interface IReactionAdd {
+    type: "MESSAGE_REACTION_ADD";
+    optimistic: boolean;
+    channelId: string;
+    messageId: string;
+    messageAuthorId: string;
+    userId: "195136840355807232";
+    emoji: ReactionEmoji;
+}
+
+interface IVoiceChannelEffectSendEvent {
+    type: string;
+    emoji?: ReactionEmoji; // Just in case...
+    channelId: string;
+    userId: string;
+    animationType: number;
+    animationId: number;
+}
+
+const MOYAI = "🗿";
+const MOYAI_URL = "https://github.com/Equicord/Equibored/raw/main/sounds/moyai/moyai.mp3";
+const MOYAI_URL_HD = "https://github.com/Equicord/Equibored/raw/main/sounds/moyai/moyai.wav";
+
+const settings = definePluginSettings({
+    volume: {
+        description: "Volume of the 🗿🗿🗿",
+        type: OptionType.SLIDER,
+        markers: makeRange(0, 1, 0.1),
+        default: 0.5,
+        stickToMarkers: false
+    },
+    quality: {
+        description: "Quality of the 🗿🗿🗿",
+        type: OptionType.SELECT,
+        options: [
+            { label: "Normal", value: "Normal", default: true },
+            { label: "HD", value: "HD" }
+        ],
+    },
+    triggerWhenUnfocused: {
+        description: "Trigger the 🗿 even when the window is unfocused",
+        type: OptionType.BOOLEAN,
+        default: true
+    },
+    ignoreBots: {
+        description: "Ignore bots",
+        type: OptionType.BOOLEAN,
+        default: true
+    },
+    ignoreBlocked: {
+        description: "Ignore blocked users",
+        type: OptionType.BOOLEAN,
+        default: true
+    }
+});
+
+export default definePlugin({
+    name: "Moyai",
+    authors: [Devs.Megu, Devs.Nuckyz],
+    description: "🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿",
+    settings,
+
+    flux: {
+        async MESSAGE_CREATE({ optimistic, type, message, channelId }: IMessageCreate) {
+            if (optimistic || type !== "MESSAGE_CREATE") return;
+            if (message.state === "SENDING") return;
+            if (settings.store.ignoreBots && message.author?.bot) return;
+            if (settings.store.ignoreBlocked && RelationshipStore.isBlocked(message.author?.id)) return;
+            if (!message.content) return;
+            if (channelId !== SelectedChannelStore.getChannelId()) return;
+
+            const moyaiCount = getMoyaiCount(message.content);
+
+            for (let i = 0; i < moyaiCount; i++) {
+                boom();
+                await sleep(300);
+            }
+        },
+
+        MESSAGE_REACTION_ADD({ optimistic, type, channelId, userId, messageAuthorId, emoji }: IReactionAdd) {
+            if (optimistic || type !== "MESSAGE_REACTION_ADD") return;
+            if (settings.store.ignoreBots && UserStore.getUser(userId)?.bot) return;
+            if (settings.store.ignoreBlocked && RelationshipStore.isBlocked(messageAuthorId)) return;
+            if (channelId !== SelectedChannelStore.getChannelId()) return;
+
+            const name = emoji.name.toLowerCase();
+            if (name !== MOYAI && !name.includes("moyai") && !name.includes("moai")) return;
+
+            boom();
+        },
+
+        VOICE_CHANNEL_EFFECT_SEND({ emoji }: IVoiceChannelEffectSendEvent) {
+            if (!emoji?.name) return;
+            const name = emoji.name.toLowerCase();
+            if (name !== MOYAI && !name.includes("moyai") && !name.includes("moai")) return;
+
+            boom();
+        }
+    }
+});
+
+function countOccurrences(sourceString: string, subString: string) {
+    let i = 0;
+    let lastIdx = 0;
+    while ((lastIdx = sourceString.indexOf(subString, lastIdx) + 1) !== 0)
+        i++;
+
+    return i;
+}
+
+function countMatches(sourceString: string, pattern: RegExp) {
+    if (!pattern.global)
+        throw new Error("pattern must be global");
+
+    let i = 0;
+    while (pattern.test(sourceString))
+        i++;
+
+    return i;
+}
+
+const customMoyaiRe = /<a?:\w*moy?ai\w*:\d{17,20}>/gi;
+
+function getMoyaiCount(message: string) {
+    const count = countOccurrences(message, MOYAI)
+        + countMatches(message, customMoyaiRe);
+
+    return Math.min(count, 10);
+}
+
+function boom() {
+    if (!settings.store.triggerWhenUnfocused && !document.hasFocus()) return;
+    const audioElement = document.createElement("audio");
+
+    audioElement.src = settings.store.quality === "HD"
+        ? MOYAI_URL_HD
+        : MOYAI_URL;
+
+    audioElement.volume = settings.store.volume;
+    audioElement.play();
+}
diff --git a/src/equicordplugins/remix/index.tsx b/src/equicordplugins/remix/index.tsx
index c45a34b2c..cec2b8f2d 100644
--- a/src/equicordplugins/remix/index.tsx
+++ b/src/equicordplugins/remix/index.tsx
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 
 import { findGroupChildrenByChildId, NavContextMenuPatchCallback } from "@api/ContextMenu";
 import { addMessagePreSendListener, MessageSendListener, removeMessagePreSendListener } from "@api/MessageEvents";
-import { definePluginSettings, Settings } from "@api/Settings";
+import { definePluginSettings } from "@api/Settings";
 import { disableStyle, enableStyle } from "@api/Styles";
 import { PaintbrushIcon } from "@components/Icons";
 import { EquicordDevs } from "@utils/constants";
@@ -133,10 +133,6 @@ export default definePlugin({
         await requireSettingsMenu();
 
         enableStyle(css);
-        if (Settings.plugins?.RemixMe?.enabled) {
-            Settings.plugins.RemixMe.enabled = false;
-            settings.store.remixMe = true;
-        }
         if (settings.store.remixMe) {
             addMessagePreSendListener(handleMessage);
         }
diff --git a/src/equicordplugins/uwuifier/index.ts b/src/equicordplugins/uwuifier/index.ts
deleted file mode 100644
index 8e632f904..000000000
--- a/src/equicordplugins/uwuifier/index.ts
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,206 +0,0 @@
-/*
- * Vencord, a modification for Discord's desktop app
- * Copyright (c) 2022 exhq
- *
- * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
- * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
- * the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
- * (at your option) any later version.
- *
- * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
- * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
- * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
- * GNU General Public License for more details.
- *
- * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
- * along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
-*/
-
-import { findOption, RequiredMessageOption } from "@api/Commands";
-import { addMessagePreEditListener, addMessagePreSendListener, MessageObject, removeMessagePreEditListener, removeMessagePreSendListener } from "@api/MessageEvents";
-import { definePluginSettings } from "@api/Settings";
-import { Devs } from "@utils/constants";
-import definePlugin, { OptionType } from "@utils/types";
-
-const endings = [
-    "rawr x3",
-    "OwO",
-    "UwU",
-    "o.O",
-    "-.-",
-    ">w<",
-    "(⑅˘꒳˘)",
-    "(ꈍᴗꈍ)",
-    "(˘ω˘)",
-    "(U ᵕ U❁)",
-    "σωσ",
-    "òωó",
-    "(///ˬ///✿)",
-    "(U ﹏ U)",
-    "( ͡o ω ͡o )",
-    "ʘwʘ",
-    ":3",
-    ":3", // important enough to have twice
-    ":3", // important enough to have thrice
-    "XD",
-    "nyaa~~",
-    "mya",
-    ">_<",
-    "😳",
-    "🥺",
-    "😳😳😳",
-    "rawr",
-    "^^",
-    "^^;;",
-    "(ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡",
-    "^•ﻌ•^",
-    "/(^•ω•^)",
-    "(✿oωo)"
-];
-
-const replacements = [
-    ["small", "smol"],
-    ["cute", "kawaii"],
-    ["fluff", "floof"],
-    ["love", "luv"],
-    ["stupid", "baka"],
-    ["what", "nani"],
-    ["meow", "nya"],
-    ["hello", "hewwo"],
-];
-
-const settings = definePluginSettings({
-    uwuEveryMessage: {
-        description: "Make every single message uwuified",
-        type: OptionType.BOOLEAN,
-        default: false,
-        restartNeeded: false
-    },
-    uwuEverything: {
-        description: "Makes *all* text uwuified - really bad idea",
-        type: OptionType.BOOLEAN,
-        default: false,
-        restartNeeded: true
-    }
-});
-
-function selectRandomElement(arr) {
-    // generate a random index based on the length of the array
-    const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * arr.length);
-
-    // return the element at the randomly generated index
-    return arr[randomIndex];
-}
-const isOneCharacterString = (str: string): boolean => {
-    return str.split("").every((char: string) => char === str[0]);
-};
-
-function replaceString(inputString) {
-    let replaced = false;
-    for (const replacement of replacements) {
-        const regex = new RegExp(`\\b${replacement[0]}\\b`, "gi");
-        if (regex.test(inputString)) {
-            inputString = inputString.replace(regex, replacement[1]);
-            replaced = true;
-        }
-    }
-    return replaced ? inputString : false;
-}
-
-function uwuify(message: string): string {
-    const rule = /\S+|\s+/g;
-    const words: string[] | null = message.match(rule);
-    let answer = "";
-
-    if (words === null) return "";
-
-    for (let i = 0; i < words.length; i++) {
-        if (isOneCharacterString(words[i]) || words[i].startsWith("https://")) {
-            answer += words[i];
-            continue;
-        }
-
-        if (!replaceString(words[i])) {
-            answer += words[i]
-                .replace(/n(?=[aeo])/g, "ny")
-                .replace(/l|r/g, "w");
-        } else answer += replaceString(words[i]);
-
-    }
-
-    answer += " " + selectRandomElement(endings);
-    return answer;
-}
-
-function uwuifyArray(arr) {
-    const newArr = [...arr];
-
-    newArr.forEach((item, index) => {
-        if (Array.isArray(item)) {
-            newArr[index] = uwuifyArray(item);
-        } else if (typeof item === "string") {
-            newArr[index] = uwuify(item);
-        }
-    });
-
-    return newArr;
-}
-
-
-// actual command declaration
-export default definePlugin({
-    name: "UwUifier",
-    description: "Make everything uwu",
-    authors: [Devs.amy],
-    dependencies: ["MessageEventsAPI"],
-    settings,
-
-    commands: [
-        {
-            name: "uwuify",
-            description: "uwuifies your messages",
-            options: [RequiredMessageOption],
-
-            execute: opts => ({
-                content: uwuify(findOption(opts, "message", "")),
-            }),
-        },
-    ],
-
-    patches: [
-        {
-            find: ".isPureReactComponent=!0;",
-            predicate: () => settings.store.uwuEverything,
-            replacement: {
-                match: /(?<=.defaultProps\)void 0.{0,60})(\i)\)/,
-                replace: "$self.uwuifyProps($1))"
-            }
-        }
-    ],
-
-    uwuifyProps(props: any) {
-        if (!props.children) return props;
-        if (typeof props.children === "string") props.children = uwuify(props.children);
-        else if (Array.isArray(props.children)) props.children = uwuifyArray(props.children);
-        return props;
-    },
-
-    onSend(msg: MessageObject) {
-        // Only run when it's enabled
-        if (settings.store.uwuEveryMessage) {
-            msg.content = uwuify(msg.content);
-        }
-    },
-
-    start() {
-        this.preSend = addMessagePreSendListener((_, msg) => this.onSend(msg));
-        this.preEdit = addMessagePreEditListener((_cid, _mid, msg) =>
-            this.onSend(msg)
-        );
-    },
-
-    stop() {
-        removeMessagePreSendListener(this.preSend);
-        removeMessagePreEditListener(this.preEdit);
-    },
-});