diff --git a/src/equicordplugins/animalese/README.md b/src/equicordplugins/animalese/README.md
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+## vencord-animalese
+animalese yapping in your discord client
+
+> [!WARNING]
+> don't go to Vencord support if you can't install this. 
+
+### demo
+
+https://github.com/user-attachments/assets/3f1fa925-bbd2-451d-b63e-ea14dbe4be44
+
+### settings
+
+##### settings used in the video
+![CleanShot 2024-12-26 at 22 11 49@2x](https://github.com/user-attachments/assets/35895fcc-d703-42cb-b0ef-bdef39ab15be)
+
+
+you can change the settings in the settings but otherwise, enjoy the yap
+
+### credits
+
+- [sounds: animalese-generator by equalo-official](https://github.com/equalo-official/animalese-generator/tree/master)
diff --git a/src/equicordplugins/animalese/index.ts b/src/equicordplugins/animalese/index.ts
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+/*
+ * Vencord, a Discord client mod
+ * Copyright (c) 2024 Vendicated and contributors
+ * SPDX-License-Identifier: GPL-3.0-or-later
+ */
+
+import { definePluginSettings } from "@api/Settings";
+import { EquicordDevs } from "@utils/constants";
+import definePlugin, { OptionType } from "@utils/types";
+import { FluxDispatcher } from "@webpack/common";
+
+const settings = definePluginSettings({
+    volume: {
+        type: OptionType.SLIDER,
+        description: "Volume of the animalese sound",
+        default: 0.5,
+        markers: [0, 0.25, 0.5, 0.75, 1],
+    },
+    speed: {
+        type: OptionType.SLIDER,
+        description: "Speed of the animalese sound",
+        default: 1,
+        markers: [0.5, 0.75, 1, 1.25, 1.5],
+    },
+});
+
+let audioContext: AudioContext | null = null;
+let currentChannelId: string | null = null;
+
+// better than my old hardcoded garbage
+const highSounds = Array.from(
+    { length: 30 },
+    (_, i) => `sound${String(i + 1).padStart(2, "0")}.wav`
+);
+const soundBuffers: Record<string, AudioBuffer> = {};
+
+// todo implement other pitch sounds but theoretically plugging this in from said repo should work, right?
+const BASE_URL_HIGH =
+    "https://github.com/Equicord/Equibored/raw/refs/heads/main/sounds/animalese/high";
+
+async function initSoundBuffers() {
+    if (!audioContext) audioContext = new AudioContext();
+    for (const file of highSounds) {
+        const nameWithoutExt = file.replace(".wav", "");
+        soundBuffers[nameWithoutExt] = await loadSound(
+            `${BASE_URL_HIGH}/${file}`
+        );
+    }
+}
+
+async function loadSound(url: string): Promise<AudioBuffer> {
+    if (!audioContext) audioContext = new AudioContext();
+    const response = await fetch(url);
+    if (!response.ok) throw new Error("Network response was not OK");
+    const arrayBuffer = await response.arrayBuffer();
+    return audioContext.decodeAudioData(arrayBuffer);
+}
+
+async function generateAnimalese(text: string): Promise<AudioBuffer | null> {
+    if (!audioContext) audioContext = new AudioContext();
+
+    const soundIndices: string[] = [];
+    const text_lower = text.toLowerCase();
+
+    for (let i = 0; i < text_lower.length; i++) {
+        const char = text_lower[i];
+        if (char === "s" && text_lower[i + 1] === "h") {
+            soundIndices.push("sound27");
+            i++;
+        } else if (char === "t" && text_lower[i + 1] === "h") {
+            soundIndices.push("sound28");
+            i++;
+        } else if (
+            char === "h" &&
+            (text_lower[i - 1] === "s" || text_lower[i - 1] === "t")
+        ) {
+            continue;
+        } else if (char === "," || char === "?") {
+            soundIndices.push("sound30");
+        } else if (char === text_lower[i - 1]) {
+            continue;
+        } else if (char.match(/[a-z]/)) {
+            const index = char.charCodeAt(0) - 96;
+            soundIndices.push(`sound${String(index).padStart(2, "0")}`);
+        }
+    }
+
+    // No valid characters? Just return null
+    if (soundIndices.length === 0) {
+        return null;
+    }
+
+    const totalDuration = soundIndices.length * 0.1;
+    const frameCount = Math.max(1, Math.floor(audioContext.sampleRate * totalDuration));
+
+    const outputBuffer = audioContext.createBuffer(
+        1,
+        frameCount,
+        audioContext.sampleRate
+    );
+    const outputData = outputBuffer.getChannelData(0);
+
+    let offset = 0;
+    for (let i = 0; i < soundIndices.length; i++) {
+        const soundIndex = soundIndices[i];
+        const buffer = soundBuffers[soundIndex];
+        if (!buffer) continue;
+
+        const variation = 0.15;
+        let pitchShift = 2.8 + Math.random() * variation;
+
+        const isQuestion = text_lower.endsWith("?");
+        if (isQuestion && i >= soundIndices.length * 0.8) {
+            const progress =
+                (i - soundIndices.length * 0.8) / (soundIndices.length * 0.2);
+            pitchShift += progress * 0.1 + 0.1;
+        }
+
+        const inputData = buffer.getChannelData(0);
+        const inputLength = inputData.length;
+        const outputLength = Math.floor(inputLength / pitchShift);
+
+        for (let j = 0; j < outputLength; j++) {
+            const inputIndex = Math.floor(j * pitchShift);
+            if (inputIndex < inputLength && offset + j < outputData.length) {
+                outputData[offset + j] = inputData[inputIndex];
+            }
+        }
+        offset += outputLength;
+    }
+
+    return outputBuffer;
+}
+
+
+async function playSound(buffer: AudioBuffer, volume: number) {
+    if (!audioContext) audioContext = new AudioContext();
+    const source = audioContext.createBufferSource();
+    const gainNode = audioContext.createGain();
+
+    source.buffer = buffer;
+    gainNode.gain.value = volume;
+
+    source.connect(gainNode);
+    gainNode.connect(audioContext.destination);
+
+    source.start();
+}
+
+export default definePlugin({
+    name: "Animalese",
+    description: "Plays animalese (they yap a lot) on message sent",
+    authors: [EquicordDevs.ryanamay, EquicordDevs.Mocha],
+    settings,
+
+    start() {
+        // Only subscribe once!
+        const init = async () => {
+            if (!audioContext) {
+                audioContext = new AudioContext();
+                await initSoundBuffers();
+            }
+            document.removeEventListener("click", init);
+        };
+        document.addEventListener("click", init);
+
+        this.channelSelectListener = ({ channelId }) => {
+            currentChannelId = channelId;
+        };
+        FluxDispatcher.subscribe("CHANNEL_SELECT", this.channelSelectListener);
+
+        this.messageCreateListener = async ({ optimistic, type, message }) => {
+            // DO NOT REMOVE THIS OR EELSE IT WILL BE YAP CENTRAL
+            if (optimistic || type !== "MESSAGE_CREATE") return;
+
+            if (
+                !message?.content ||
+                message.author?.bot ||
+                message.channel_id !== currentChannelId
+            ) {
+                return;
+            }
+
+            try {
+                const buffer = await generateAnimalese(message.content);
+                await playSound(buffer, settings.store.volume);
+            } catch (err) {
+                console.error("[Animalese]", err);
+            }
+        };
+        FluxDispatcher.subscribe("MESSAGE_CREATE", this.messageCreateListener);
+    },
+
+    stop() {
+        FluxDispatcher.unsubscribe(
+            "CHANNEL_SELECT",
+            this.channelSelectListener
+        );
+        FluxDispatcher.unsubscribe(
+            "MESSAGE_CREATE",
+            this.messageCreateListener
+        );
+        if (audioContext) {
+            audioContext.close();
+            audioContext = null;
+        }
+        currentChannelId = null;
+    },
+});
diff --git a/src/utils/constants.ts b/src/utils/constants.ts
index d13e44f1c..4b111e8d0 100644
--- a/src/utils/constants.ts
+++ b/src/utils/constants.ts
@@ -1129,6 +1129,14 @@ export const EquicordDevs = Object.freeze({
         name: "DiabeloDEV",
         id: 1231342375465390100n
     },
+    ryanamay: {
+        name: "ryanamay",
+        id: 1262793452236570667n
+    },
+    Mocha: {
+        name: "Mocha",
+        id: 808802000224518264n
+    },
 } satisfies Record<string, Dev>);
 
 // iife so #__PURE__ works correctly